Thursday, October 2, 2008

Bear Just Wants a Sandwich

So Humphrey the Bear has a hankerin' for a Cold Cut Combo. It had been a long day. Humphrey went into his local Subway sandwich shop.

The sandwich artist abandoned her post and refused to serve Humphrey. Bigotry to bears if you ask me. How dare she not serve the bear because of the color of his fur and the reputation of other bears. Just because a few bad apples have boosted picnic baskets and mauled documentary filmmakers, that should not impugn an entire species.

Angry and insulted and still hungry, Humphrey went across the street to Quizno's and got the Steakhouse Beef Dip.

Shame on you Subway employee. Shame on you.

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