Wednesday, July 16, 2008
The Good Reverend Wright
Because I thought it was funny and I wanted the column, I was ordained a minister by an online church. Seriously. All I did was fill out the form and wait for the certificate to arrive in the mail.
Not that I will, but legally I could marry you right now.
My phony advertisement for becoming a professional clergyman can be read here.
Remember, this is satire...
Though I may share some of my favorite Psalms from Proverbs if so inspired.
The Reverend Johnny Wright