Friday, July 25, 2008
It appears there is some mad scientist somewhere that talks like Bela Lugosi who has produced a mutant pig-monkey.
In China, the pig-monkey is seen as a deity. I think. Okay, I don't know that, but it might be true.
Whoever owns this little guy has the coolest pet since Gizmo. Every kid -- and childish adult on the Upper West Side of Manhattan -- will want one.
Mother Nature is freaking nuts...