Wednesday, July 30, 2008
A Monster Washes Ashore In Montauk
Maybe. I don't know what that thing is.
The report is that this thing washed up on a Montauk beach.
It appears that in an evil laboratory, on a remote island, somewhere on the east coast, a crackpot scientist is breeding cow/seal/parrot creatures. One brave specimen escaped the facility and couldn't survive the tides.
Or, somebody plucked a hippogriff of his majestic feathers and left him for dead. Not cool.
Or, it could be very clever photoshop and/or taxidermy. Like a modern Fiji Mermaid.
I'll keep you posted...
(Thanks to Echowood for the heads up.)