Wednesday, July 30, 2008

A Monster Washes Ashore In Montauk

Maybe. I don't know what that thing is.

The report is that this thing washed up on a Montauk beach.

It appears that in an evil laboratory, on a remote island, somewhere on the east coast, a crackpot scientist is breeding cow/seal/parrot creatures. One brave specimen escaped the facility and couldn't survive the tides.

Or, somebody plucked a hippogriff of his majestic feathers and left him for dead. Not cool.

Or, it could be very clever photoshop and/or taxidermy. Like a modern Fiji Mermaid.

I'll keep you posted...

(Thanks to Echowood for the heads up.)

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